A little blue pill, a couple green bills and it’s love.

29 Mar

While on my out and about around the world wide web I bumped into this story here. It appears that the 24 year old fiancee of Playboy mogul, Hugh Heffner, 84 is cheating on him with the youngest son of Dr. Phil barely months after their engagement.

Now these things happen all the time so why waste a valuable blog about it? I just find it fascinating that people were actually surprised by this turn of events. I mean, surely? What else would you have the girl do for a proper romp which I can confidently guarantee that for all his dime, Mr.Heffner cannot deliver even if he popped a million blue pills? He’d probably just kick the damn bucket, Sani Abacha stylr, and leave her to enjoy her hard-earned money. Hard earned because having carnal knowledge with a geriatric is no joke!! How to stop oneself from puking is beyond me. Uuuuwiiiiiiii!!! Perish that thought 😦

Seriously though, girl is a serious business woman. She embodies all the qualities lmao, hard-working, patient, invests a lot, proper grooming, smart etc. And that old heifer is senile! Someone please save him from himself. Or not. SMH


6 Responses to “A little blue pill, a couple green bills and it’s love.”

  1. Zippy March 30, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    Oh, I hadn’t got that Part.

    As per dark angel, then Heff is smart.

  2. Dark Angel March 30, 2011 at 5:12 am #

    I though you were gonna go with the pun on the ‘hard earned money’… Given that he needs all those pills, its not so hard after all πŸ™‚

    I watch THS (True Hollywood Story) on Heff. He has never divorced the wife he has the younger babies with. She lives next door to him. He is not changing his will. I think he is the smart one. He gets to stick his shriveled stuff in these hot girls, yet they get nothing but go out and keep hustling. Kendra, was the clever one. Go marry a rich guy your age.

    • not-so-little Miss Random! March 30, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

      Dark Angel,

      Yeah I actually heard thats the reason he did not marry Holly. Poor girl. After all that “faking”. SMH

      About the pun I thought about it but thought it was way below the belt lol.

      • Dark Angel March 31, 2011 at 3:29 am #

        It was below the belt. So is the hard… I can’t help it!

  3. Zippy March 29, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    I concur with you not a million pills can help him. Lolest. And what did he think? Seriously 84 and 24, how many light years ahead?

    Heffner should be glad its his son and not a stranger. Mali itabaki kwa familia. Lol.

    • not-so-little Miss Random! March 29, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

      Zippy, actually mali ishatoka kwa familia. The ka-chick is canoodling with Dr. Phil’s son, not Heff’s son. Poor guy! He’s bank rolling that chick to get some on the side

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